At the Italian buffet today, Francesco had lots of good offerings. Andrea asked the server about the mushroom that was offered. "What is it?” he asked, "Porcini?"
The server said "No, Mortadella."
"Are you sure?” IWG asked. "It looks more like Portobello."
"We call it Mortadella in Spain." the server responded.
“What do you call the meat that looks like Baloney?” Andrea asked?
The server replied, “Mozzarella.”
Guards! seize him!
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